Yep, we've done it! This pattern is the actual human genome. The global scientific community took thirteen years of collective effort to map the genome. To string the 13 billion elements of DNA that define a human being. And we sorely doubt they did it just so we could make a shirt out of it. But science people, we thank you nonetheless. What you see as chemistry, we see as design.
For our White Business shirts, we use the finest cotton we could find (having discarded literally hundreds of samples). It's crease-resistant, and lustrous, and has a slight sheen. Then we added our trademark fit and tailoring excellence.